Fish, fish, glorious fish!

My twisted poem anthology!
Please sign (or view) my guestbook
Miscellaneous stuff that I think is cool
My personal chat room
Links 2 my mates sites. They really are good!!

 

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Below is a content list of my site:

Contents Description
My Online Poem Anthology If poetry is not the tool for projecting meaningless psychotic behaviour, decapitated corpses or naked women into the minds of young, impressionable children, then I am most certainly not a poet!
Miscellaneous Stuff This is the cesspit of useless crap I fondly refer to as 'Miscellaneous Stuff'. Basically, it's just a collection of things that I think are cool.
Sign my dodgy guestbook Leave a message for all to see, immortalize your point of view or just write insulting comments about people that present crap 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' wannabe, TV shows - no offence Ann.
View my dodgy guestbook Within the hallowed (virtual) pages of my guestbook contain's the meaning of life, the true size of a piece of string, but most importantly, the decapitation of Ann Robinson and Carol Vordamon!
Visit my chat room Its a virtual room where you chat - anything more of a description would just patronise you! O, it's written in HTML (well, ASP to be more precise) and contains not Java Applets or plug ins so it will work behind firewalls.
Links A quick plug for all of my mates sites because they can spell and have good taste. If it wasn't for that (and the spell checker) my site would be shitter!

 

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Disclaimer
Please take the following points into account before suing me: 
  1. I accept no liability for anything!
  2. Any spelling or grammar mistakes are deliberate and not because I am crap at English!
  3. This site is a product of: loss of sleep, too much caffeine, too little common sense, too much time and a touch of schizophrenia so content may be potentially mentally harmful. I would not recommend anybody read anything on my site.
  4. Ignore what I just wrote!
  5. Recommended age: 3+ years. This site contains small parts that young children could swallow!

 

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