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Below is a content list of my site:
| Contents | Description |
| My Online Poem Anthology | If poetry is not the tool for projecting meaningless psychotic behaviour, decapitated corpses or naked women into the minds of young, impressionable children, then I am most certainly not a poet! |
| Miscellaneous Stuff | This is the cesspit of useless crap I fondly refer to as 'Miscellaneous Stuff'. Basically, it's just a collection of things that I think are cool. |
| Sign my dodgy guestbook | Leave a message for all to see, immortalize your point of view or just write insulting comments about people that present crap 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' wannabe, TV shows - no offence Ann. |
| View my dodgy guestbook | Within the hallowed (virtual) pages of my guestbook contain's the meaning of life, the true size of a piece of string, but most importantly, the decapitation of Ann Robinson and Carol Vordamon! |
| Visit my chat room | Its a virtual room where you chat - anything more of a description would just patronise you! O, it's written in HTML (well, ASP to be more precise) and contains not Java Applets or plug ins so it will work behind firewalls. |
| Links | A quick plug for all of my mates sites because they can spell and have good taste. If it wasn't for that (and the spell checker) my site would be shitter! |
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